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The 9th Day Of Zulhijjah { Youmul Arafah }

Wednesday, November 12, 2014



3 } The 9th Day Of Zulhijjah
{ Youmul - Arafah }
The 9th day of the month of Zulhijjah is called “Youmul – ‘Arafah”
(The Day of ‘Arafah).
This is the date when the Hujjaj
(Hajj pilgrims, plural of Hajj)
assemble on the plain of ‘Arafat,
 six miles away from Makkah Al-Mukarramah, where they perform the most essential part of the prescribed duties of Hajj, namely, the ‘Wuqoof of ‘Arafat (the stay in ‘Arafat).

3 } The Fast Of  Youmul - Arafah
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For those not performing Hajj,
it is mustahabb (desirable) to fast on this day according to their own Calendar.
 It sometimes occurs that the date of 9th Zulhijjah falls on different days in different countries according to the sighting of the Moon.
In such cases, Muslims of each country should observe Youmul – ‘Arafah according to the lunar dates of their own country.

For example, if “Youmul – ‘Arafah” is being observed in Saudi Arabia on Friday,
and in Pakistan/India on Saturday, Pakistani / Indian Muslims should treat Saturday as “Youmul – ‘Arafah” and should fast on that day if they desire to benefit from the fast of
 “Youmul – ‘Arafah”.

The fast of “Youmul – ‘Arafah” has been emphasized by the Holy Prohet Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaihi Wassallam) as a mustahabb (desirable) act.
 According to a hadith, the fast of this day becomes a cause, hopefully so, of forgiveness for sins committed in one year.

3b) Takbir - Ul - Tashriq :
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As from the Fajr of the 9th Day of Zulhijjah upto the ‘Asr prayer (Namaaz) of the 13th, it is obligatory on each Muslim to recite
the Takbir of Tashriq in the following words:
الله اكبر ,الله اكبرلااله الاالله والله اكبرالله اكبر ولله الحمدAllahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar,
La ilaha illallahu, Wallahu Akbar,
Allahu Akbar wa lilla-hil-hamd.

(There is no god but Allah and Allah is great, Allah is great and to Allah belongs all praise)

According to authentic Islamic soures, it is obligatory on each Muslim, to recite this Takbir after obligatory salah (Farz Namaaz).
For women also, it is commendable though not obligatory.
Whether you are performing salah (Namaaz) with Jama’ah (collectively) or on your own (individually) make no difference.
 You must recite the Takbir.
However, male Muslims should recite it in a loud voice,
while females should recite it in a low voice.

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Chaloo..Santa Aur Bunta Ke Saath..Kuch Haas Le

Saturday, November 01, 2014

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Par Pistol Bhool Gaye…
Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya
Kyoo Ke..
Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha.... Bola 
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Pita :- Teri Maa  Kahan Hai?
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Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai,
Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang
Nahin Kar sakta
              
Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah
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Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye,
Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao.
Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya 

Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye
                                        
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Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha..
"Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh."
                        
Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya ..
Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
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Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata?
Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi.

    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee,
Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi..
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Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao,
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Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ?
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 Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai
 Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. 
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Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha,
Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia.
BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.

Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui..
Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey
Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai.
Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution?
Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam “Didi” Rakhengey

Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha,
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... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi..

Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya,
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Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The
Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee,
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Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya...
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                                                   (¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
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