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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hasrat hai tujhe samne baithe kabhi dekhoon

Saturday, August 27, 2011

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Hasrat hai tujhe samne baithe kabhi dekhoon
Main tujh se mukhatib hoon, tera haal bhi puchoon

Dil mein hai mulaqat ki khawahish ki dabi aag
Mehndi lage hathoo ko chupa kar kaha rakhoon

Jis naam se tu ne mujhe bachpan se pukara
Ik umr guzarne pe bhi wo naam na bhuloon

Tu ashk hi ban k meri aankhoo mein sama ja
Main aaiina dekhoo to tera aks bhi dekhoon

Puchoon kabhi ghunchon se,sitaroon se, hawa se
Tujh se hi magar aake tera naam na puchoon

Jo shakhs ki hai khawab mein aane se bhi khaif
Aaiina e dil mein us maujood hi dekhoon

Aye meri tammana k sitare tu kaha hai
Tu aaye to ye jism, shab e gham ko na sawanpoon

(Kishwar Nahid)
Intikhab e Nafees






Santa Banta (Hansi ke Hungame)

Saturday, August 27, 2011




Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha."





Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..




TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM





Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai




Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya



Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega



A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Santa:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Colddrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Santa:
shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up..








Ese Ji Nahi Sakte

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Ashk e rawan ki nahar hai aor hum hain dosto

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