Tumhara Andaz shayarana hai
Tumne ki hogi kisi se mohabbat
Tu kisika deewana hai
Rehta hai koi dil me tere
Pyar me tu kisi ke Ashiqana hai....
Kaun Bataye In Logo ko-
Unke dil se nikle humko zamana ho gaya
Mehfil se Nikalkar, Ghar hamara Veerana ho gaya
Bhula diya usne hume guzre zamane ki tarah
Woh kehte hai
Yeh kissa ab purana ho gaya
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"
After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...
Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should
a cup of coffee
Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you
but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date ......
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Woh Aayegi To Sahi
Jeete Ji Jisne Surat Nahi Dikhai
Baad Marne Ke Mere, Ghar Aayegi To Sahi
Jo Chal Na Sake Do Kadam Sath Mere
Baad Meri Maut Ke
Kuch Der Janaze Ke Piche Aayegi To Sahi
Sari Umar Mujhe Sirf Kaante Hi Diye Hai Usne
Baad Marne Ke Mere
Kabr Par Phool Chadayegi To Sahi
Chahenge tujhe par kabhi ruswa na karenge
Saaye se bhi apane tera shikwa na karenge..
Poochenge hawaaon se ghataaon se tera haal
Milne ko tere waaste aaya na karenge..
Tu mil bhi gaya raah me bhule se jo mujko
Milne ka dubaara kabhi waada na karenge..
Woh zakhm jo tune diya jeene ka sahara hain
Yeh baat magar tujh ko bataya na karenge..
Man from Hyderabad, India
A well known Gazal singer
Talat Azeez
Meher
Jism Se Jaan, Dil Se Sukoon Le Jati Hai
Yeh Aankhen Thakti Nahi Tumhari Raah Dekhte
Kya Tumhe Bhi Meri Yaad Isi Tarah Satati Hai ?
Banhon May Leke Tumhen Apni Sataon Kaese
Siney May Hool Si Uthti Hai Tumhen Paane Ki
Aag Bhadke Jo Milan Ki To Bujhaon Kaese
Tum Se Ab Door Bade Karb May Din Kate Hain
Bin Tumhare Main Ab Is Dil Ko Lubhaon Kaese
Sansen Bhi Doobti Ubharti Hain Ab Siney May
Bin Tere Jaan-e-Jaan Sukh Chaen Ko Paon Kaese
Duriyan Apni Ye Mit Jaaen Duaen Karna
Yon Tere Hijr May Main Khud Ko Bachaon Kaese
Ae Khuda Mujh Ko Mila De Meri Jaan-e-Jaan Se
Us Ke Bin Apna Ye Jiwan Main Bitaon Kaese
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Dost Apni kuch pechan bana..
kagaz se apna kuch dil laga..
Aj moqa mila hai thu likh yahan..
apne hunar ko thu na chupa..
janthe hai thu un lakho me ek hai..
Tere kahe shabd logo k dil me utar thae hai..
Dost Apni kuch pechan bana..
kagaz se apna kuch dil laga..
Yahan jab aye thae hum naye..
mehnath bohat ki humne is hasil karne k liye..
Aj thuje mouqa mila hai ise na guma..
Dost Apni kuch pechan bana..
kagaz se apna kuch dil laga..
Koi Bhi Waqt Ho Aake Khayalon May Rulata Hai
Huwa Hai Haal Sahera Ke Diwane Jaesa Ab Mera
Nahi Hota Magar Phir Bhi Nazar Paani Hi Aata Hai
Rahon Tanhan Ya Logon May Tum Hi Tum Yaad Aati Ho
Koi Bhi Baat Ho Lab Pe Tumhara Naam Aata Hai
Har Ek Din Bore To Bechaen Ab Raten Huwin Meri
Ae Meri Jaan Bas Mujhko Tera Armaan Satata Hai
Machal Jaati Hain Umeeden Tamanna Jaag Uthti Hai
Tumhara Bhola Bhala Cahera Jab Bhi Yaad Aata Hai
Sukon Main Pa Nahi Sakta Shani Hai Meri Kundli May
Nujomi Dekh Kar Haton Ko Ab Ye Hi Batata Hai
Written By :
Syed Iqtedar Hussain
Alias :
Rameez Hussain [ Bakbak ]
Fursat ke in lamhon mein kuch to karne do
Jo bhi ho gayi khata use durust karne do
Mujhe maloom hai toot jaate hai jo rishtein
Unhe jud ne mein kuch waqt to lagta hai
Bikhare motiyon ko pirone mein thoda waqt lagta hi hai
Dukh to hota hai jab bewaqt aate hai aise khayal
Waqt saath deta nahi aur dub jaate hai zazbaat
kal main saza na doo khud ko na hi zakhmon ko silne doo
Abhi to main fursat mein hoo do ghoonth peene to do
Fursat ke In lamhon mein kuch to karne do...
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Meher