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Thursday, November 12, 2015

 
Santa Aur Bunta Bank Lootne Gaye,
Par Pistol Bhool Gaye…
Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya
Kyoo Ke..
Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha.... Bola 
“Vishwas Hai Kal Tum Bandook Dikha Doge”
Santa Ke Pita USA Se Laut Aaye.
Pita :- Teri Maa  Kahan Hai?
Santa  :-  Woh Toh  Parlok Sidhhar Gayee!
   Pita  :-  Ullu, Tune Mujhe Bataya Que Nahin?
Santa :- Maine  Socha Aapko Surprise Dunga
 
Bunta :-  Praji Meri Dictionary Mein "IMPOSSIBLE" Word Nahi Hai..!
Santa :  Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda?  
Jub Kharide Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na"
 
Santa :-  Praji Tussi Aagle Se Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta :-  Cockroach
Santa :- Cockroach  Kyu
Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
 
Santa Ko Apni Beti Ke Kamre Se Cigarette Ka Packet Mila..
Soochne Laga... Arre Yeh Cigrette Peeti Hai.. ?
Phir Usse Whisky Ki Botal Milee..
Socha...Arre Daru Bhi Peeti Hai ..?
Cupboard Khola..To Ek Nanga Ladka Khada Tha..
Phir Soocha. ."Hai Whayee Guru..Toh Yeh Sab Is Munde Ka Hai”
 
Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha
Santa Ne Naya Sim Card Kharid Kar Usse SMS Kiya..
Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai,
Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang
Nahin Kar sakta
              
Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah
                   Pizza Hut Kyun Le Ja Raha Ho........
Santa :-  Kyun Key Pizza Hut Mein "Delivery Free" Hai.!

Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye,
Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao.
Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya 

Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye
                                        
Ek Baar Exam Main Saawal Tha, "Challenge Kise Kehte Hain?"
Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha..
"Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh."
                        
Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya ..
Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
Bunta :- Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua,
Train Kya Cheez Hai?
 
Teacher :- Delhi Me  Kutub Minar Hai.Bunta Class Mein Soo Raha Tha..Teacher Ne Utha Liya..
Teacher :-  Maina Kya Kaha ?. 
Bunta :-  Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai ..

Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata?
Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi.
 
    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee,
Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi..
Bunta :- Toh Exchange Kyun Nahin Kiya
Santa:- Arrey Praji, Kisse Kehta...Neeche Ke Seat Pe Koi Bhi Nahin Tha.
 
Santa  :-  Is Mirror Ki Kya Guarentee Hai.
Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao,
Ye Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahin Tutega
Santa :-  Wah Bhai Wah !! Pack Kar Do..!..
Jasmeet :- Lo Light Chalee Gayee..Garmee Lag Rahee Hai..
Santa :- Light Chali Gayee Toh Kya, Pankha Chalu Kar Do..
Jasmeet :- Lo! Ki Na Vahi Sardaron Walee Baat...
                Agar Fan Chalu Kiya Toh Mombatti Bhuj Nahin Jayegee...
                    
Santa Singh Ne Ek Kawa Paal Liya..
Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ?
Kawa Bauhot Mulayam Tha..
To Sochne Ke Baad Usne Apne Kawve Ka Naam 'Microsoft'
Mi-Crow-soft  Rakh Diya.
 

 
 Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai
 Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. 
Ke Tu Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai.
            
Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha,
Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia.
BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.

Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui..
Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey
Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai.
Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution?
Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam “Didi” Rakhengey

Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha,
... Sochta Raha
... Sochta Raha
... Sochta Raha
... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi..

Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya,
Rocket Uda Magar Adhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya.
....Un Se Pucha Gaya To Bole...:- Aaj Amaswas Hai Chand To Nahi Hoga.

Santa Jungle Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.. 
Pedh Par Ek Saap Latha Hua Dikhayee Diya..
Paas Gaya Aur Bola..Iss Tehra Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhtee..
Ghar Jao Aur Maa Se Kaho..'Complan Ya Ovaltine' Pilayee...

Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The
Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee,
Bunta  Bhag Kar Train Par Chad Gaya...
Aur Bibi Preeto Se Bola..
Jab ' PUNJAB FEMALE'  Aaye To Chad Jaana..!

Santa :-  Parso Meri Biwi Khuwe Me Gir Gayee, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi..
Banta :-  Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..?
Santa :-  Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Khuwe Se Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.!

Bunta Nalke Par Paani Pee Raha Tha..
Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya...
Bunta Bola:- Arrey Ab Kya Ek Sardar Chain Se Paani Bhi Naih Pi Sakta..
                 Ismein Bhi Joke Chahiye Tumhe...
                 Jaan Loge Bechare Sardaron Ki..!

                                                  (¨`·.·´¨) Always
                                                    `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
                                                   (¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
                                                       `·.¸.·´  
                                   
                                      



--
Don't Blame People

For Disappointing You

Blame Yourself For

Expecting Too Much From Them..!!


 Good Morning - Subha Bakhair http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/good-morning-subha-bakhair_26.html
Hum Apne Ikhtiyaar Ki Had Se Guzar gaye http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/hum-apne-ikhtiyaar-ki-had-se-guzar-gaye.html
Thought to remember http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/thought-to-remember.html
Na tamannao ki barish hui http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/na-tamannao-ki-barish-hui.html
Kaho Ab Kia Kahun TUM Se? http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/kaho-ab-kia-kahun-tum-se.html
Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/koi-ghazal-suna-ker-kya-kerna.html

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Dhanteras

Sunday, November 08, 2015



Dhanteras marks the first day of five-days-long Diwali Festival. Dhanteras Festival, also known as Dhantrayodashi or Dhanwantari Triodasi, falls on the auspicious thirteenth lunar day of Krishna Paksha in the Hindu month of Kartik (October/November). In the word Dhanteras, "Dhan" stands for wealth. On Dhanteras Goddess Laxmi is worshiped to provide prosperity and well being. Hence Dhan Teras holds a lot more significance for the business community.
It takes place two days before Diwali to honor Dhanvantari, an incarnation of Vishnu.
Dhanteras is observed on the 13th day of Krishna Paksh in the month of Karthik. This is also known as Yamadeep. It is said that after the Sagar Manthan between the Devtaas and Asuras, Dhanvantari came out of the sea with an Amrit Kalash. That is why, Dhanteras is also known as Dhanvantari Jayanti.
On this day, we pray for good health and wealth for the family. Decorated clay idols and photos of Shri Ganesh and Shri Lakshmi are bought from the market. While buying the idols it's kept in mind that the trunk of Ganeshji is turned towards the right as it is considered more auspicious. These idols are worshiped on the day of Deepavali.
Silver articles are bought for the house and Iron, Copper or Brass utensils are boughtfor the kitchen.
 
 
 

On Dhanteras we perform puja and pray for the good health and wealth of the family. Decorated clay idols or photos of Shri Ganesh and Shri Lakshmi are bought from the market and these idols are worshiped on the day of Deepavali.

Preparation for the Puja

One Deepak made out of atta/clay with 4 wicks
Wicks for the Deepak oil/ghee, matchstick
One shell with a hole
Flowers, roli, chawal
Water in panchpatra and a spoon
Some money
Pata & Aasan
Kheel & batasha
Dhoop (sambrani) & dhoop daan
Chopda with roli, chawal for applying tikka
Suhali, petha (shaker para)

Vidhi ( Method) of Performing the Puja

In the evening, after seeing the star, the women of the house get together for puja. In some houses both men & women do the puja.
The 4 wick Deepak is placed on the pata.
Oil/ghee is put in the Deepak with the Four Wicks.
The Cowrie shell is placed on the Deepak.
The Deepak is lit. This is referred as Yamadeep. This Deepak pleases Yamaraj and the pitars/departed ancestors of the family.
Some water from the panchpatra is sprinkled around the Deepak, puja is performed with roli, chawal andmoney.
Four suhali and little pethas are offered.
Some people offer kheel and batasha also Dhoop is lit.
Women performing the puja go around the Deepak four times & do pranam.
The eldest woman of the family or unmarried girl of the house puts tilak from the roli in the chopda to everyone sitting for the puja.
One male staff member of the house, covers his head with a cloth, takes the lit Deepak and keeps it outside on the right side of the main gate. This person is given dakshina.
After puja, the family members do pranam to all the elder people to them.

Dhanteras Legengd and Rituls

Legend

The Yama legend- There are two legends associated with this festival. The first one goes like there was a 16 year old son of King Hima whose horoscope predicted his early death by a snake-bite on the fourth day of his wedding.
The newly-wed wife of the prince was cunning. She did not allow him to sleep on the fourth day of the wedding and she laid out all her ornaments accompanied with heaps of gold and silver coins at the entrance of the sleeping chamber and lit lamps all over the place. Then she started singing melodious songs to keep her husband from falling asleep.
When Yamraj (Death God) came to take the prince in the guise of snake, his eyes got dazzled and he was temporarily blinded by the sharp light of lamps and jewellery. The serpent was not able to enter the chamber till morning and therefore, he climbed on top of the gold coin heap and sat there the entire night enjoying the songs sung by prince’s wife. In the morning, he silently went away.
This saved the young prince from his early death and since then this day is celebrated as Dhanteras or Yamadeepdaan. In few houses ladies light earthen lamps or ‘deep’ and these are kept burning throughout the night to glorify Yama (the god of Death).

Dhanvantari myth-According to the other legend in the cosmic battle between the gods and the demons when both churned the ocean for ‘amrit’ or divine nectar, Dhanvantari – the physician of the gods and an incarnation of Vishnu – emerged carrying a pot of the elixir. So, according to this mythological tale, the word Dhanteras comes from the name Dhanvantari, the divine doctor.

Rituls
As Dhanteras is associated with the worship of Goddess Lakshmi, people draw small footprints with rice flour and vermilion powder throughout the house right from the entrance (indicating the arrival of Goddess Lakshmi). As Dhantrayodashi or Dhanteras is considered very auspicious, people shop for gold, silver and some utensils. To celebrate the auspicious arrival of Goddess Lakshmi, the homes of people are illuminated by oil lamps, which are lit throughout the night. Lakshmi Puja is also an important part of the Dhanteras celebrations. The Lakshmi-Puja is performed at midnight. Devotional songs, in praise of Goddess Lakshmi, are sung by the people. Goddess Lakshi is offered naivedya of sweets, which serve as the auspicious Prasad of the Goddess. In many parts of South India, there is a tradition of cow worship by the farmers (on Dhanteras). For farmers, cows signify wealth and are considered to be the incarnation of Goddess Lakshmi
 


 Happy Dhanteras
 
Kiran

Ramdhan

The 9th Day Of Zulhijjah { Youmul Arafah }

Wednesday, November 12, 2014



3 } The 9th Day Of Zulhijjah
{ Youmul - Arafah }
The 9th day of the month of Zulhijjah is called “Youmul – ‘Arafah”
(The Day of ‘Arafah).
This is the date when the Hujjaj
(Hajj pilgrims, plural of Hajj)
assemble on the plain of ‘Arafat,
 six miles away from Makkah Al-Mukarramah, where they perform the most essential part of the prescribed duties of Hajj, namely, the ‘Wuqoof of ‘Arafat (the stay in ‘Arafat).

3 } The Fast Of  Youmul - Arafah
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For those not performing Hajj,
it is mustahabb (desirable) to fast on this day according to their own Calendar.
 It sometimes occurs that the date of 9th Zulhijjah falls on different days in different countries according to the sighting of the Moon.
In such cases, Muslims of each country should observe Youmul – ‘Arafah according to the lunar dates of their own country.

For example, if “Youmul – ‘Arafah” is being observed in Saudi Arabia on Friday,
and in Pakistan/India on Saturday, Pakistani / Indian Muslims should treat Saturday as “Youmul – ‘Arafah” and should fast on that day if they desire to benefit from the fast of
 “Youmul – ‘Arafah”.

The fast of “Youmul – ‘Arafah” has been emphasized by the Holy Prohet Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaihi Wassallam) as a mustahabb (desirable) act.
 According to a hadith, the fast of this day becomes a cause, hopefully so, of forgiveness for sins committed in one year.

3b) Takbir - Ul - Tashriq :
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As from the Fajr of the 9th Day of Zulhijjah upto the ‘Asr prayer (Namaaz) of the 13th, it is obligatory on each Muslim to recite
the Takbir of Tashriq in the following words:
الله اكبر ,الله اكبرلااله الاالله والله اكبرالله اكبر ولله الحمدAllahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar,
La ilaha illallahu, Wallahu Akbar,
Allahu Akbar wa lilla-hil-hamd.

(There is no god but Allah and Allah is great, Allah is great and to Allah belongs all praise)

According to authentic Islamic soures, it is obligatory on each Muslim, to recite this Takbir after obligatory salah (Farz Namaaz).
For women also, it is commendable though not obligatory.
Whether you are performing salah (Namaaz) with Jama’ah (collectively) or on your own (individually) make no difference.
 You must recite the Takbir.
However, male Muslims should recite it in a loud voice,
while females should recite it in a low voice.

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Chaloo..Santa Aur Bunta Ke Saath..Kuch Haas Le

Saturday, November 01, 2014

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Santa Aur Bunta Bank Lootne Gaye,
Par Pistol Bhool Gaye…
Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya
Kyoo Ke..
Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha.... Bola 
“Vishwas Hai Kal Tum Bandook Dikha Doge”
Santa Ke Pita USA Se Laut Aaye.
Pita :- Teri Maa  Kahan Hai?
Santa  :-  Woh Toh  Parlok Sidhhar Gayee!
   Pita  :-  Ullu, Tune Mujhe Bataya Que Nahin?
Santa :- Maine  Socha Aapko Surprise Dunga

Bunta :-  Praji Meri Dictionary Mein "IMPOSSIBLE" Word Nahi Hai..!
Santa :  Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda?  
Jub Kharide Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na"
Santa :-  Praji Tussi Aagle Se Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta :-  Cockroach
Santa :- Cockroach  Kyu
Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Santa Ko Apni Beti Ke Kamre Se Cigarette Ka Packet Mila..
Soochne Laga... Arre Yeh Cigrette Peeti Hai.. ?
Phir Usse Whisky Ki Botal Milee..
Socha...Arre Daru Bhi Peeti Hai ..?
Cupboard Khola..To Ek Nanga Ladka Khada Tha..
Phir Soocha. ."Hai Whayee Guru..Toh Yeh Sab Is Munde Ka Hai”
Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha
Santa Ne Naya Sim Card Kharid Kar Usse SMS Kiya..
Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai,
Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang
Nahin Kar sakta
              
Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah
                   Pizza Hut Kyun Le Ja Raha Ho........
Santa :-  Kyun Key Pizza Hut Mein "Delivery Free" Hai.!

Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye,
Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao.
Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya 

Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye
                                        
Ek Baar Exam Main Saawal Tha, "Challenge Kise Kehte Hain?"
Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha..
"Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh."
                        
Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya ..
Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
Bunta :- Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua,
Train Kya Cheez Hai?
Teacher :- Delhi Me  Kutub Minar Hai.Bunta Class Mein Soo Raha Tha..Teacher Ne Utha Liya..
Teacher :-  Maina Kya Kaha ?. 
Bunta :-  Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai ..


Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata?
Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi.

    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee,
Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi..
Bunta :- Toh Exchange Kyun Nahin Kiya
Santa:- Arrey Praji, Kisse Kehta...Neeche Ke Seat Pe Koi Bhi Nahin Tha.
Santa  :-  Is Mirror Ki Kya Guarentee Hai.
Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao,
Ye Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahin Tutega
Santa :-  Wah Bhai Wah !! Pack Kar Do..!..
Jasmeet :- Lo Light Chalee Gayee..Garmee Lag Rahee Hai..
Santa :- Light Chali Gayee Toh Kya, Pankha Chalu Kar Do..
Jasmeet :- Lo! Ki Na Vahi Sardaron Walee Baat...
                Agar Fan Chalu Kiya Toh Mombatti Bhuj Nahin Jayegee...
                    
Santa Singh Ne Ek Kawa Paal Liya..
Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ?
Kawa Bauhot Mulayam Tha..
To Sochne Ke Baad Usne Apne Kawve Ka Naam 'Microsoft'
Mi-Crow-soft  Rakh Diya.

 Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai
 Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. 
Ke Tu Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai.
            
Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha,
Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia.
BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.

Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui..
Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey
Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai.
Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution?
Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam “Didi” Rakhengey

Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha,
... Sochta Raha
... Sochta Raha
... Sochta Raha
... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi..

Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya,
Rocket Uda Magar Adhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya.
....Un Se Pucha Gaya To Bole...:- Aaj Amaswas Hai Chand To Nahi Hoga.

Santa Jungle Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.. 
Pedh Par Ek Saap Latha Hua Dikhayee Diya..
Paas Gaya Aur Bola..Iss Tehra Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhtee..
Ghar Jao Aur Maa Se Kaho..'Complan Ya Ovaltine' Pilayee...

Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The
Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee,
Bunta  Bhag Kar Train Par Chad Gaya...
Aur Bibi Preeto Se Bola..
Jab ' PUNJAB FEMALE'  Aaye To Chad Jaana..!

Santa :-  Parso Meri Biwi Khuwe Me Gir Gayee, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi..
Banta :-  Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..?
Santa :-  Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Khuwe Se Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.!

Bunta Nalke Par Paani Pee Raha Tha..
Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya...
Bunta Bola:- Arrey Ab Kya Ek Sardar Chain Se Paani Bhi Naih Pi Sakta..
                 Ismein Bhi Joke Chahiye Tumhe...
                 Jaan Loge Bechare Sardaron Ki..!

                                                  (¨`·.·´¨) Always
                                                    `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
                                                   (¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
                                                       `·.¸.·´ 

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