Dedicated to ALL Married Couples Tuesday, June 04, 2013 They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed. Question: Why do women live longer than men?Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u. After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll . . . . . . . .! Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Man : Is there any way for long life?Dr : Get married.Man : Will it help?Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Share This Story Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Pin this Post Tags: Akhtar Khatri, Collection Shayari, Thoughts Newer Post Older Post You Might Also Like 0 blogger-facebook
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