Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
Monday, August 05, 2013
Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Awardâ€
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..
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***************************************International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Awardâ€
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..
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Ist time ever introducing ‘Intelligent sardar’
Sardar:ye kela kitne ka hai?
Man:1 Rs only.
sardar:60ps me dega?
Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga.
sardar:ye le 40ps sirf kela de
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Matlab matlab se tumhe kya matlab
wese to hum kisi ko bhi chaye
tumhe kya matlab wese to hum tumhe
bhi chate hai kisi matlab se warna tumhe
chane ka hamara kya matlab
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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????
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Log kehte hai k khuda ne
aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam
fursat mein hi to kiye jate hainâ€.
***************************************badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam
fursat mein hi to kiye jate hainâ€.
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking You
Aap ki friend
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